Irene: A guy asked me out.
Seulgi: Ooohh, free dinner
Irene: Seulgi, I don’t like guys.
Seulgi: You like dinner ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Irene: Our songs have deep and meaningfull lyrics.
Yeri: Dingy dangy diggy don’t you know!
*Yeri watching a documentary about deep sea fishes*
Documentary: This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness.
Yeri *pours rum into a My Little Pony cup*: Me too sweetie, me too
Seulgi: Seriously what would you do when someone points a gun at you? I’d probably be too shocked to do anything
Yeri: I would say shoot me

Shitty and accurate at the same time 🤔
Wendy: What’s heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or a 200 pounds of feathers?
Seulgi: Bricks?
Irene: It’s both the same
Yeri: Feathers.
Wendy: Explain
Yeri: 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
Joy *claps*: Speechless. Mind blown. Amazed. That’s ma girl

Not sure if the mannequin is a Reveluv or a secret Red Velvet member
Lisa: Your👏🏻home👏🏻is👏🏻on👏🏻fire👏🏻You👏🏻have👏🏻60👏🏻seconds👏🏻what👏🏻do👏🏻you👏🏻take?????👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Jisoo: A nap. I would take a nap.
Joy: For Halloween I just dress as I normally do and when people ask me what I am, I say I’m a goddess
Irene: A guy asked me out.
Seulgi: Ooohh, free dinner
Irene: Seulgi, I don’t like guys.
Seulgi: You like dinner ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[Seulgi and Wendy are attempting to move a new toilet into the bathroom]
Seulgi: Oh, don’t give up, Wendy. If the ancient Egyptians could move twenty ton stone blocks to build the pyramids, we can move a toilet.
Wendy: Fine, Seulgi. Get me twenty thousand Hebrews and I’ll see what I can do.
